Awesome! But... There is a lot I liked about this packer! The paint job and level of detail was really impressive, and the size was very comfortable for me, esp. since so many packers out there are bigger than I would prefer. Unfortunately, after owning this packer for only a few months, it started to rip significantly in two areas, which would collect lint that I wasn't able to remove without worsening the tears. I purchased one of their Patch Kits, which mended the rips, but after a few more months they opened again-- I tried to use the Patch Kit again, but it was not as effective this time, and the tears have worsened to the point where I am anxious about being able to successfully wash/sanitize the packer without further damaging it :-( Not sure if their newer models suffer from this problem, but the lack of durability for my packer was a big disappointment for me.

I ordered a f3 andoilette with a… I ordered a f3 andoilette with a durability layer and custom paint job based on a photo. The paint job was done beautifully! The andoilette is realistic average size which gives a subtle but visible bulge. I can’t get over how the shaft feels. It has a soft outer layer and a slightly firmer cylindrical layer which feels incredibly close to real life. My only complaint with this packer is that there are some firm parts on the tip of the peen and balls from the durability layer. Gramma has a new durability layer out now though designed to fix this issue. Overall I highly recommend this packer!!

Absolutely amazing. This is the best purchase I've ever made, no joke. Shipping was great and Gramma is so, so sweet. Don't even get me started on the packers themselves. Phenomenal craftsmanship, beautiful painting, and overall a wonderful experience. Thank you so much Gramma <3

Simple purchasing process, AMAZING product quality! So many packers I’ve had before have just been waaay too massive. As a small guy, it’s hard to know what will work and what won’t, but these look so good! I got the beanie weenie and kochwurst after looking through all the product specs and images side by side, which were really helpful to have all in one place to compare. Checkout and shipping was quick and simple. The product quality is fantastic. Both packers are very soft and squishy. The F3 kochwurst feels very realistic, and both packers look natural when I’m wearing them. Little details like asymmetry in the balls really make these fantastic to wear. I’m looking forward to using these day-to-day; gramma even included a surprise patch/repair kit with my order! Very satisfied with this shop!

Happy Again! Another successful purchase! This is my 4th, or maybe 5th Gramma's Sausages purchase. I am once again thrilled with my purchase. I was a little sad to see that the new website no longer has an account option, and therefore any past purchases or discounts are lost to time - but I understand that with a growing business and the strides Andrew has made in this niche market, changes must come and go :) Looking forward to seeing what you do next! - A Reddit Transmascdicks Mod and owner of Transcending Myself Blog