Awesome! But... There is a lot I liked about this packer! The paint job and level of detail was really impressive, and the size was very comfortable for me, esp. since so many packers out there are bigger than I would prefer. Unfortunately, after owning this packer for only a few months, it started to rip significantly in two areas, which would collect lint that I wasn't able to remove without worsening the tears. I purchased one of their Patch Kits, which mended the rips, but after a few more months they opened again-- I tried to use the Patch Kit again, but it was not as effective this time, and the tears have worsened to the point where I am anxious about being able to successfully wash/sanitize the packer without further damaging it :-( Not sure if their newer models suffer from this problem, but the lack of durability for my packer was a big disappointment for me.

The metawust is the perfect packer. The metawust is the perfect packer for me, doubly so when it’s painted- which gramma offered for free!! Meta is definitely in the cards for me someday, but I’m so grateful for this packer. There is a slight defect on the back, a thin layer of silicone is missing in one spot- but doesn’t bother me and it’s worth it anyway. Hopefully I won’t need to patch it anytime soon. Anyway, please get this if you want a packer resembling meta!!!

Simple purchasing process, AMAZING product quality! So many packers I’ve had before have just been waaay too massive. As a small guy, it’s hard to know what will work and what won’t, but these look so good! I got the beanie weenie and kochwurst after looking through all the product specs and images side by side, which were really helpful to have all in one place to compare. Checkout and shipping was quick and simple. The product quality is fantastic. Both packers are very soft and squishy. The F3 kochwurst feels very realistic, and both packers look natural when I’m wearing them. Little details like asymmetry in the balls really make these fantastic to wear. I’m looking forward to using these day-to-day; gramma even included a surprise patch/repair kit with my order! Very satisfied with this shop!

10/10 dick in a box I waited to review for a bit to make sure I had an informed opinion about my new packer, but I can say it's excellent. The material has a unique texture but very soft and skin like without having to worry about talc powder/corn starch. Easy to clean, though you do need to be gentle if you're drying your packer off with a cloth as I guess I managed to pull a bit too hard on the shaft and it caused a couple of very hairline rips. I do wish I had known a bit better before that, but I hope this information can help others in the future. Other than that the outer texture is very squishy and does have a very skin-like texture. Paint job is very lovely, I went with realism and I give it a 10/10. (So much so that I realized very embarrassingly I should keep my door shut if I ever leave it on my desk haha). I personally have sensitive skin which is why I opted to save up and get a silicone packer, and this doesn't irritate any of my skin. It doesn't pull or catch with the skin tab and have had no chafing. For me personally as this is my first silicone packer & professionally produced packer, I think it also looks more natural in the pants. It doesn't take a lot of fiddling or adjusting or fixing to look natural without looking like you've got a half boner all day lmao.

I am a consumer who has used various… I am a consumer who has used various types of packer from numerous countries. The purchasing experience at grammassausages can be described as a gift in itself. Due to international shipping, I had several concerns during the purchasing process (customer service made me even more fond of gramma), but upon receiving the product, I only regretted not rushing to purchase my sausage sooner. The colors, textures felt in hand, thickness, etc., are so perfect that they make my day happy. Even my girlfriend also loves grammasassage soooooo much. This purchase is truly worth the money. Thank you for everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!